2021 Walkley Awards to feature “Best COVID Fear Porn” category

EZFKA’s top gongs for journalism will feature a new “Best COVID Fear Porn” category this year to commemorate the pandemic.

The field is likely to be hotly contested, with endless amounts of fear porn being printed and broadcasted over the airwaves this year.

ABC News, Sunrise, Macrobusiness and the Fairfax papers are all tipped as the front runners.

“Whether it’s Dr Norman Swan getting it wrong all the time, the Doherty Institute’s cash-for-comment alarmism or any state premier press conference, there is a dearth of content to choose from,” a spokesman said.

“Case counts, vaccine statistics and shots of people in hospital beds with no context means it will be a very close contest. The last 18 months of pants-pissing and bed-shitting is unparalleled.”

The award will be announced in January.

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Agent 47

LOL ABC news for sure.

DLS would make the best pants pisser category