A new study has shown that Melbourne anti-lockdown protests only turned violent once Victoria Police turned up and started shooting protestors.
The study, conducted by the Rodney King Institute, found that violence only begins once Victoria Police arrive and open fire on unarmed protestors.
“The data showed that very other state was able to conduct a protest peacefully with police managing traffic and facilitating the event. In Victoria they came in trying to be hard cunts and shooting the unemployed,” Dr Mick Garrison said.
“The UN Strong Cities Network policy really was all the difference here.”
Victoria Police Commissioner Shane Patton dismissed the study.
“Yeh it was a great junket and waste of tax payer money to tell us what we already know. Just wait until we roll out the predator drones next time,” Patton said.