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As inflation and mortgage pain bites, Harris Park’s Indian community turns to street shitting to save on water bills

November 22, 2023 by Timbo

With migrant communities deeply impacted by rising mortagages and inflation, street shitting has made itself known in Sydney’s west and has also spread it’s cheeks to Melbourne’s Indian population.

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Albanese closes deal to sell Australia to BlackRock

November 19, 2023 by Timbo

Larry Fink refused to comment on the sale but suggested negative coverage about motivations on the deal were purely antisemitic conspiracy theories.

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Julian Assange granted full asylum in Australia after murdering pregnant woman

November 15, 2023 by Timbo

Home Affairs Minister Clare O’Neil has welcomed the decision and is currently working toward a new category of visa for paedophiles and murderers.

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Australian man enjoying another day in the most successful multicultural country watching Jews and Muslims fight each other in Melbourne

November 11, 2023 by Timbo

Home Affairs Minister Clare O’Neil has vowed to look into the violence, and promised to protect property prices in the area by any means necessary.

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New study confirms Australian politics now exclusively a contest to see who can import the most Indians

November 6, 2023 by Timbo

The study found that both major parties had abandoned every other issue currently plaguing Australia and had exclusively fixated on importing as many subcontinentals as possible.

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Calls for more skilled migration after Indian subcontractors at Australia Post seen destroying parcels

October 22, 2023 by Timbo

The clip taken at a Sydney distribution centre, showed several sub continentals throwing packages around sparking outrage and calls for even shittier imported labour from the Business Council of Australia and other lobbyists.

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After Voice referendum is blown the fuck out, affluent white women across Australia disappointed they don’t get to tell everyone else what to do

October 15, 2023 by Timbo

“We haven’t been this upset since COVID was over and we were running around telling everyone to put their masks on and get vaccinated,” Teal MP Allegra Spender said.

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Clare O’Neill thanks Israel for taking immigration and the housing crisis out of the media cycle

October 11, 2023 by Timbo

O’Neill said the really questionable attack by Hamas this week and subsequent saturation of the media cycle, was perfect timing for both that and the disastrous Voice vote.

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Clare O’Neil to crackdown on migration fraud by increasing immigration to 1 million a year

October 5, 2023 by Timbo

Meanwhile, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has expressed his outrage at the proposal and countered with an increase to only 999,000 migrants a year ‘with a plan.’

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What type of Voice to Parliament Yes voter are you? Take our test!

October 3, 2023 by Timbo

What’s your ‘çhange the constitution because it’s the current thing’ style?

Categories Satire Tags Australian Politics, Satire 160 Comments

Mass suicides reported across Melbourne after Daniel Andrews resigns from politics

September 27, 2023 by Timbo

The most amount of suicides were reported in Melbourne’s south-east, as a large number of Andrews supporters participated in a mass die-in in front of the Andrews’ residence in Mulgrave.

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Daniel Andrews resigns from politics after Chinese property developer ‘finally made the right offer’

September 26, 2023 by Timbo

Spokesperson Wei Fuk Yu said he was relieved he didn’t have to release the blackmail tapes from Andrews’ last trip to China.

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