EZFKA Prime Minister PM Anthony Albanese has used his recent APEC summit trip to sell Australia to BlackRock.
The deal will see Australia become the tenant of BlackRock, with regular rent to be paid to the Wall Street asset manager and heralded as the world’s largest ticket clip.
“I’m proud to announce the full sale of Australia to BlackRock, a deal that has been years in the making and the full realisation of Australia as EZFKA,” Albanese said.
“It doesn’t get more Australian than becoming a tenant in your own country. How else are we going to make this 15-minute city shit work?”
Build to Rent will be the standard in any construction from 2024 onwards under the deal, with Australians given the choice to rent from BlackRock or rent from some Chinese landlord.
Larry Fink refused to comment on the sale but suggested negative coverage about motivations on the deal were purely antisemitic conspiracy theories.