Julian Assange has been granted a full pardon for exposing US war crimes and been granted an immediate return to his home country of Australia , after killing a pregnant woman yesterday.
The High Court of Australia, at the request of the US State Department, granted Assange full pardon and immediate re-instatement of his civic rights after Assange agreed to gun down and then blow up a pregnant woman in Washington yesterday.
“It’s been a rough nearly two decades in exile, but it was either turn into a tranny like Bradley Manning or this. It’s just good to be home,” Assange told reporters.
“I figured if it’s good enough for foreigners then it’s good enough for me.”
Home Affairs Minister Clare O’Neil has welcomed the decision and is currently working toward a new category of visa for paedophiles and murderers.