The Ex-Labor PM faced the media yesterday, but thanked them for looking the other way and not asking any difficult questions on Epstein.
Keneally will be touring Denpasar next week, to show her support for opening the back door to Australia’s border.
Journalists from the Sydney Morning Herald in particular have already begun preparations to continue to scare the shit out of the public, with COP26 winding down in Glasgow.
The post, which many have claimed is an attempt to counter signal No Nut November, was made last week on Facebook to much derision.
An inquiry is now underway into the incident which is expected to go nowhere.
Forrest and compatriot Gina Rinehart are expected to announce a new deal for ‘sustainable jet fuel’ from China this coming week.
Daniel Andrews says that a man arrested out the front of the Victorian Parliament with an alleged recurve bow, was ‘complete amateur hour’ and that more measures were needed to distract the public and manufacture consent for more draconian legislation. After increasing size of protests and Adem Somyurek appearing before IBAC, a man with a … Read more
The staffer has been increasingly neurotic the past few weeks with IBAC proceedings ongoing. Somyurek’s appearance yesterday prompted McCrone to apply for stress leave.
Over 20,000 marched in the city on the weekend to protest the pending pandemic legislation, with many officers upset they had to stand back and watch rather than open fire.
Western Australia’s Police Commissioner says a $1 million reward offered to find missing four-year-old Cleo Smith has now been awarded to Prime Minister Scott Morrison, who claimed to have prayed for her safety. The Prime Minister, who was in Glasgow at the time Cleo was found, forwarded his application for the reward to the WA … Read more
McGowan called the President for advice on how to deal with the public embarrassment and coping strategies, as iron ore continues to plummet below $100 a ton.
After months of firing people for not submitting to an experimental medical procedure, Morrison said the time was ripe for replacing skilled EZFKA workers with lower wage, foreign counterparts.
“All it will take is a few dissenting members to grow a set and dissent on the vote. Although that’s too much to ask from some of them clearly.”
“People need to understand that words are violence and that asking unauthorised questions are considered an act of terrorism. I would like to remind New Zealand that the government is the sole source of accredited truth.”
The tapes, which apparently are of Daniel Andrews in many compromising positions on his last trip to China, will be deleted if the legislation passes.
he move comes after claims of Wilkinson’s move to Channel Ten over a gender pay gap dispute were found to be largely bullshit and purely about money.
Opposition leader Anthony Albanese stated his party will be disproportionately impacted by the proposals, particularly in the migrant areas at the state level.
“The COP26 summit couldn’t be better timed as a lead-in to summer. Confronting China and India over pollution is quite clearly racist, so soft target yellow journalism it is.”
“Some restrictions such as masks, lockdowns and the rest will remain. However, by that stage we should be on at least our 26th booster shot, so vaccination will clearly be our best way out of this.”
The tweets, reportedly called Smith ‘an irresponsible dickhead that should lose his licence’ and wanted a ‘full investigation by Victoria Police and IBAC into the incident.’ The tweets were soon deleted and her account locked to private.
Medical groups have issued a public health warning regarding a recent spike in presentations to hospital emergency departments. “Progressives have overdosed on schadenfraude, and we think it started with Gladys Berejiklian’s ICAC hearing,” commented a spokesperson from the Economic Zone Formerly Known as Australia Medical Association (EZFKAMA). We interviewed doctors on the front line, many … Read more
Fairfax Chairman Peter Costello said the move had been in the works for some time and brushed off suggestions it was a conflict of interest.
Local man Robbo, 32, stated the 21st century version of the Soviet passport system can ‘go and get fucked.’
After inflation jumped 2% for the first time in six years, the governor said he wasn’t concerned in the slightest as ‘only poorer Australians and not property owners’ will be affected.
The PM was scathing about Andrews’ power grab, but vowed to keep turning a blind eye and pretending there was a difference in the uniparty.
“This is to ensure the integrity of the process. I still haven’t mandated vaccines and they are not compulsory so there is nothing to really worry about.”
The study, conducted by the Who the Fuck Still Believes This Shit Institute, found that no Police, Ambos, Doctors, Nurses or Firies have succumbed to the virus despite being at the forefront of it for the last 18 months.
Morrison has stated Cabinet had agreed to copy and paste both the ALP and Greens policies from the 2016 election and pass them off as their own.
The protestors, trying to manufacture consent for the destruction of the Australian economy, blocked off parts of the Melbourne CBD and were rapidly attended to by officers bearing refreshments.
The Premier’s announcement means unvaccinated can enter retail shops until mid-November, giving contact tracers enough time to make up some cases and manufacture consent for another lockdown.
