Rich white women across Australia are reeling tonight, after the Voice to Parliament was blown the fuck out at a national referendum.
After polling data showed that the only people who supported it were affluent, self-loathing whites in rich electorates, women across Australia were left devastated at another chance to air their petty social authoritarianism.
“We haven’t been this upset since COVID was over and we were running around telling everyone to put their masks on and get vaccinated,” Teal MP Allegra Spender said.
“Another opportunity to look down on everyone else and be a condescending cunt has gone. Looks like solidarity with Israel glassing over Gaza is our next current thing.”
“If the Voice to Parliament didn’t make the case for taking the vote away from women then I don’t know what does.”
Yes supporters have begun a week of silence in protest at the result, despite the rest of Australia happy for Spender and co to shut the fuck up permanently.
Meanwhile, it’s reported Kos Samaras has currently been placed on suicide watch after months of abusing non-Labor voters online has come full circle.