Australian man enjoying another day in the most successful multicultural country watching Jews and Muslims fight each other in Melbourne

An Australian man has taken in yet another day in the successful multicultural utopia of Melbourne, by taking in street battles between Jews and Muslims in Melbourne.

After a Palestinian cafe was suspected firebombed in Caufield by Zionists, Dave, from Brisbane, said Australia was a great example of diversity to the rest of the world and that ancient blood feuds being fuelled by current events thousands of kilometres away, was a great excuse for some local violence.

“I really enjoy the part where they fly their foreign flags on someone else’s soil about a country they have no intention of going to fight for. That really encapsulates the spirit of diversity and inclusion and bringing these people to a third country by the plane load,” Dave said.

“I was actually disappointed that there weren’t any Sikhs and Hindus fighting each other at Diwali like we saw at Federation Square and all year, but there’s plenty of time for more imported conflicts before the year is out.”

Home Affairs Minister Clare O’Neil has vowed to look into the violence, and promised to protect property prices in the area by any means necessary.