Australia’s business lobby have called for more skilled migration from the subcontinent, after Australia Post workers were seen throwing packages around in a viral clip.
The clip taken at a Sydney distribution centre, showed several sub continentals throwing packages around sparking outrage and calls for even shittier imported labour from the Business Council of Australia and other lobbyists.
“Australia Post is an EZFKA success story in outsourcing and we take pride on hiring the cheapest and most carefree employees in the world. I mean we’re not going to do shit about this current incident, but if we’re really forced to and that means we have to look to even shittier countries to do it we will,” a spokesman said.
“Whether it’s throwing packages around, not speaking English and being able to read maps, throwing packages out the front of a moving vehicle at the wrong address or just dropping it all off at the nearest post office and claiming you weren’t home because you couldn’t be fucked, we maintain the highest standards of Indian, er, integrity in the logistics business.”
Immigration Minister Andrew Giles has met with Australia Post leadership to fast-track visas from sub-saharan Africa to improve standards and efficiency.