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The move comes as a US congressional hearing last week confirmed extra-terrestrials were real, leaving Australia to do what it does best and hand out visas to anyone they can.

Albanese stated that Voice Architect Mark Leibler and the WEF’s Julie Inman Grant urged him to delay the bill until they were confident they can censor and silence any opposition to the ultimate nation-stealing grift at will.

WA Premier Roger Cook has withdrawn a bid to host the Commonwealth Games, after the Nyoongar Aboriginal Corporation demanded at least $3 trillion to host the games.

After an Aboriginal Corporation in WA demanded $2.5 million to plant a few trees along the Canning River, the High Court intervened and forced the name change.

“The will streamline the process, and make it easier for Indians and other migrants to scuttle Medicare through sheer numbers, rather than the usual rort of flying in and using someone else’s Medicare card to get treatment.”

Triguboff has denied any responsibility and claims he was doing stocktake at the time of the fire.

The new fund is predicted to absorb housing demand for about two days’ worth of immigration, according to recent figures showing Australia was importing an average of 1500 people a day.

The Higgins fake rape scandal claims another victim.

Albo also didn’t rule out a commitment to raising the pension age to 70 by 2050 when immigration is anticipated to be a trillion a year.

The Premier walked away from politics after 30 years blaming health concerns, after forcing everyone else to jeopardise theirs due to vaccine mandates.

Immigration Minister Andrew Giles said he was considering personally exercising Ministerial Intervention powers to grant Wu citizenship.