Victorians have taken to the streets en masse this afternoon, protesting the removal of mask mandates on public transport by the Andrews government.
The protests in the ‘softcock state’ were led by internet tough guy of the year Martin Pakula and teal independent Monique Ryan demanding a re-instatement of the mask mandates and their right to be hypochondriacs be respected.
“Some of us clearly want this charade to continue, no matter what the cost to the rest of the country,” Ryan told an angry crowd that marched on Spring Street.
“If I want to wear my comfort blanket that does fuck all in public then everyone else should be made to as well.”
Ryan said she intended to also push for a 5th jab mandate at the state election.