A new study has found that shitty indigineous players backed by Jewish lawyers are most likely to make frivolous claims of racism, looking for an easy wad of cash from the AFL.
The study, conducted by the You’re Full of Shit Cunt Institute in the wake of the latest outrage at Hawthorn FC, found that it was most likely mediocre players that couldn’t manage their finances for shit that would lodge racism claims and contact The Age to inflame a contrived story.
“There’s clearly an archetpye in there, similar to African-American athletes who blew their cash post-career in the US,” Dr Chris Smith said.
“Your career is over and you can’t manage your money for shit and miss the spotlight. So you give Josh Bornstein a call over at Maurice Blackburn and claim you’re the victim of some vague incident ten years ago and ka-ching. I mean, Eddie Betts claiming he was asked to leave the pool because muh racism. Cunt was probably pissed or something else.”
Meanwhile the AFL has dismissed the claims of retired ex-Nightcliff Tigers player Dave Smith, who has alleged he was regularly called a ‘white cunt’ and a ‘white dog’ by indigenous players and spectators during his ten-year NTFL career.