Landlords and property developers across Australia have breathed a collective sigh of relief as the ALP have signalled the immigration floodgates will be re-opened.
PM Anthony Albanese made the announcement with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles this afternoon, with a new “Migrant Slumlord Visa” being floated in the next few weeks.
“I’m proud to announce that the floodgates are back open and it’s back to business as usual. “I’ve got vacancy problems in my investment properties, so I can empathise with the aspirational class.” Albanese said.
“Training locals and returning to a productive economy that makes things can get fucked. Just buy a fucking house and get some third worlders to live in it five to a room, paying cash like every other entitled cunt in this country does.”
Giles is set to meet with Harry Trigaboff next week to write the legislation to ‘protect the integrity of Australia’s housing market.’
Meanwhile, a report has found that Australia has entered a world record 25 consecutive years of critical skills shortages, despite running one of the highest per capita intakes in the world. The report also recommended more immigration to fix the skills gap that more immigration failed to fix in the first place.