A new study conducted by the Great Replacement Institute has found that Australian politics has exclusively shifted to an Indian importation contest.
The study found that both major parties had abandoned every other issue currently plaguing Australia and had exclusively fixated on importing as many subcontinentals as possible.
“It’s clearly shown by Peter Dutton in India on the weekend simping for more Indian migration, that this is just an arms race to convert as many suburban streets into public toilets as possible,” Dr Ian Henderson said.
“Albo or Dutto it doesn’t matter, they’re clearly going for India 2.0.”
Peter Dutton defended the study’s findings and stated he was for Big Australia but only ‘with a plan’.
“Mate, they play cricket, they’re just as Aussie as us. 500,000 a year is too high though, we should dial it back to 499,000 which is a much more manageable level.”