Reason Party MLC Fiona Patten has entered Victoria Police protection this evening, after deleting all of her social media accounts and disappearing from the internet, claiming ‘trolls.’ However, Patten is believed to have already signed the extension to the state of emergency powers, and has sought Police protection from the impending wave of pitchforks and … Read more
“He’s been the best advertisement for economic suicide of a first world nation in a generation,” President Xi Jinping said.
“Rising sea levels are the challenge of our time, just not anywhere around where I live obviously.”
The move will see Dominion voting software be used across the nation, opening the door for ‘transparency and consolidation of the uniparty vote’ in the face of growing discontent among the electorate.
“Given the actions of most Australian men the last 18 months and their tolerance of tyranny, they really have no use for them anyway,” EZFKA Prime Minister Scott Morrison said.
The Prime Minister made the announcement after National Cabinet, citing the need for further economic suicide.
The radio journalist and Andrews’ sycophant was allegedly seen leaving the daily press conference in an ambulance, with a visibly distraught Andrews seeing the ambulance off.
International relations continue to take dramatic turns following EZFKA’s decision to buy nuclear submarines from the Yanks. In the days that followed the submarine announcement, China retaliated by threatening to nuke EZFKA during any regional war. However, the responses received back was not what the Chinese had expected. On the morning following China’s threat, EZFKA … Read more
“I mean, it a grey semicircular wall- it even looks like a urinal! “
After the announcement that EZFKA Prime Minister Scott Morrison had imported enough jabs to vaccinate the entire population multiple times over, some Australians expressed outrage over being forced to line up yet again.
RSL President Greg Melick said that it was disgusting that people were appealing to the people who sacrificed their lives for their freedoms.
Doherty held off strong challenges from think tanks Grattan Institute and Burnet Institute, to be named the nation’s greatest private collection of intellectual prostitutes.