Greens leader Samantha ‘The Rat’ Ratnam said the move was long overdue and that they could finally drop the bullshit pretense of caring about anyone else but themselves.
For most students, it’s a great chance to work way more than their permitted 40 hours a fortnight and cause complete chaos on the roads and footpaths delivering food to other international students and lazy cunt Aussies.
International students are set to enter EZFKA in the next few weeks, and with it comes a new wave of non-qualified Indians and dangerous driving on fraudulent licences.
Albanese has appointed former MP Craig Thompson to oversee the program, which will allow anyone who votes ALP allowed access to the country and it’s public services from the moment they touch down. Albanese affirmed it’s a ‘continuation of the previous program on steroids.’
Meanwhile, EZFKAFL boss Gillon McLachlan is considering a league-wide saline jab mandate to ‘avoid any on-field incidents that may cause brand damage.’
Annastacia Palaszczuk, Yvette D’arth, Jeanette Young and Kerry Chant have all joined forces to support jabbing kids with COVID vaccines, as soon as humanly possible.
Trioli will remain off-air for the week after several patronising outbursts on Twitter in relation to the protests drove her over the edge.
Andrews called protestors extremists, despite months of Victoria Police-led bashings, shootings and general violence and arrests of political dissent.
Stenographers from across the media have lashed out on Twitter, saying they’re disappointed that they weren’t able to go on yet another insufferable, bullshit tirade about ‘Americans and Guns’ and that they’ll be praying for another mass casualty event to stand on the graves of the Port Arthur victims again.
As the flights to EZFKA return, foreign students say they are already looking to do fuck all and get their degrees off the backs of locals, while checking out the property market for their parents.
Capp says the move will hopefully drive property prices back up to sustainable levels while international students remain outside EZFKA.
The strain was uncovered right after the new Omicron variant was released last week, sending thousands of EZFKA residents back under their bed and reaching for the Depends.