The Victorian Greens have deleted all references to Human Rights and subsequent relevant other policies, after moving to support Daneil Andrews’ permanent pandemic leglisation.
Greens leader Samantha ‘The Rat’ Ratnam said the move was long overdue and that they could finally drop the bullshit pretense of caring about anyone else but themselves.
“We’re for human rights and against discrimination and detention unless it suits us,” Ratnam said.
“So, the decision was made to delete our actual policies and drop the pretense of being champions of human rights and just be honest about being a bunch of inner-city, upper-middle class wankers fuckwits that want communism for everybody else but us.”
Ratnam has said they are floating the possibility of a party name change to the Victorian Bolsheviks in the coming weeks.