Sky News Australia are currently in merger talks with the ABC to rebrand as ABC Lite, after sacking Alan Jones last month.
The move comes as Sky cements it’s status as moving further and further left, only now being three months behind the ABC to become EZFKA’s ‘controlled opposition network of choice.’ With Jones out of the way, the stage is set for a rebrand and an easy path to government subsidies to prop up the network.
“It’s been long overdue. Trying to keep boomers and others on the plantation while continually stabbing them in the back and moving further left is getting more and more difficult,” Rupert Murdoch said.
“Look, EZFKA conservatives have proven themselves fucking useless at conserving anything about EZKFA. We’ll still be allowing Rowan Dean and Cory Bernardi to go on a rant about ‘the left’ once a week, to atone for six straight days of globalist talking points.”
“Alan may have been moving further left himself but the Youtube suspension was a lesson that we can’t have any other points of view on this network.”
Piers Morgan is set to join the network next month, in line with the ‘slightly less left than the ABC’ policy implemented by Sky management going forward.