The Morrison government has announced that fully vaccinated international students will return to EZFKA from December 15th, as part of the ‘Great Replacement’ post-pandemic economy.
For most students, it’s a great chance to work way more than their permitted 40 hours a fortnight and cause complete chaos on the roads and footpaths delivering food to other international students and lazy cunt Aussies.
“I’m excited again sir to work two full-time jobs, never attend class, drive up rents and clog infrastructure,” international student Harpreet Singh said through an interpreter.
“International students are economic contributors to Australia, sir. That’s why we work cash-in-hand and remit money back home we don’t pay any tax on, while using as much infrastructure as we can. Australians are racist and migrants have every right to take as much value out of this country as we can while giving minimal back.”
Immigration Minister Alex Hawke is currently exploring an amendment to give instant citizenship to any of the students who take out a mortgage for an investment property.