Albanese, Andrews endorse new ‘votes for visas’ immigration policy in time for federal and state elections

EZFKA Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese and Premier Daniel Andrews have announced a new ‘votes for visas’ immigration policy at a joint press conference, in time for elections in 2022.

Albanese has appointed former MP Craig Thompson to oversee the program, which will allow anyone who votes ALP allowed access to the country and it’s public services from the moment they touch down. Albanese affirmed it’s a ‘continuation of the previous program on steroids.’

“It’s imperative that we get as many migrants as we can. Migrants add a lot of value to the Australian electoral process particularly at the council and state levels in Victoria,” Albanese said.

“As much as it pains me to mention Mr Somyurek’s name, he did have that branch stacking thing up to speed and we need new ballot stuffers for November 2022,” Andrews said.

Scott Morrison has vowed to counter the policy with his very own ‘citizenship for investment properties’ offer and maintain that ‘the LNP are the party of front-door immigration fraud.’

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About the Author: James Macpherson

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James Macpherson is a sought-after international speaker with a background in journalism at the Courier-Mail and Daily Telegraph. He previously pastored a significant church in Australia and South Africa. 

Thanks Hoody, I liked reading that piece.

However, it is interesting (ironic?) that it was penned by a former pastor. A pastor how seems to have missed the fact that the crazy gender stuff is very much like religion.

religious belief will not be broken by dozens (or thousands) of rational reasons or “proofs” that it is wrong or unfounded. The gender thing is very much like that, in my eyes.


The greatest religious belief in our country is money, and until the people’s faith in it is broken nothing will change


Well the RBEZFKA is certainly trying its darndest!

although, who knows, maybe they’re about to give up and to start hiking rates? 🥳