International students looking forward to making Australian students do their group assignments for them again

International students say they are looking forward to returning to EZFKA to make local students work for them again, when international borders re-open on December 15th.

As the flights to EZFKA return, foreign students say they are already looking to do fuck all and get their degrees off the backs of locals, while checking out the property market for their parents.

“I’m looking forward to socialising the cost of my degree by making the locals carry not only my wages, but my academic qualifications again,” Chinese student Wang Yigang said through an interpreter.

“The Great Replacement is great for us. I can sit at home and play video games all day in between Uber Eats shifts and some local pleb can carry me all the way to PR.”

Migration agents will hold a ticker-tape parade for the students at airports around the country this week.

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Agent 47

The inly upside of the border reopening being pushed back is the screeching online from all the Pajeets.

LSWCHP

Any particular links? I’d like to have a go at them.

Agent 47

Are you still banned from Twitter? Because it’s open season on there.

Chinese Astroturfer

Aussies are the type to kindly do the needful

Ramjet
Peachy

By international students, for international students?

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Reus's Large MEMBER

Who really rules the ABC ….