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Peng Shuai also livestreamed a thank you message during her latest water boarding session, to let her fans know that she was ok.

The exile is facing an extradition trial this week from the UK and is fighting the US government. Assange said that going back to his home country would be a far worse fate.

Morrison stated that the slow-motion car wreck that was Tame and her Twitter account would soon be hopefully forgotten.

Belinda Davidson, sold her 4-bedroom Newtown residence to Chinese firm Peng Shuai Fukt Pty Ltd for an undisclosed amount, and said that she remained committed to fighting white privilege and recognising Aboriginal land by selling a part of it to foreigners.

As January 26th fast approaches, white people are actively preparing for the annual media-fuelled globalist hatefest about why they should be more of an economic zone, and that those who have no connection to the country founded and built by Europeans have an entitlement to change everything about it.

Andrews said he came to the realisation that his premiership had been nothing but one steaming turd of fuck up after fuck up, and that taking a dump on the entire state produced an inevitable result.

McGowan said symptoms include never leaving the state in your lifetime, reading the Bell Tower Times, worship of the FIFO industry and repeatedly saying ‘thanks for keeping me safe’ or ‘govern me harder daddy’ in relation to absolutely anything of any risk.

Keneally said the ALP will fly in child labour from Chinese mining operations in West Africa and remains ‘far more committed’ to the tenets of the Great Replacement, claiming a more diverse child labour force could fill skills shortages in the logistics sector.

The ball girl collapsed during a match between South Africa’s Lloyd Harris and Denmark’s Mikael Torpegaard on Court 16 and had to be taken off court.

Sgt Richard Head was given the award after shutting down Bar Wunder in Toowoomba who refused to comply with COVID directions.

Several million tons of plastic was dumped just south of Perth, with millions of tons of used COVID tests and masks making their way into the ground.

After an attempted honour killing in Adelaide last month which saw Afghani migrants attempt to kill their daughter, Faruqi was quick to heap praise on ritual murder.