Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has called a Code Brown in not only relation to the health sector but the entire state of Victoria, after the entire state has exploded into a steaming pile of shit.
Andrews said he came to the realisation that his premiership had been nothing but one steaming turd of fuck up after fuck up, and that taking a dump on the entire state produced an inevitable result.
“I have called a Code Brown today in relation the entire state and I have been informed by NASA that the state appears brown from the ISS,” Andrews said.
“Whether it’s COVID, quarantine, infrastructure, mandates, hospitals, ambulances, brutal police response, slug gate, red shirts, pandemic laws, or anything else I clearly have the Shite-as Touch. But hey, how about those level crossings!”
Andrews has also called a halt to testing for COVID in wastewater as there is now no longer any need, due to the smell from the Yarra now smelt statewide.