White people across EZFKA are bracing themselves for another round of patronising lectures from recently arrived migrants, about why the country they chose to move to is racist.
As January 26th fast approaches, white people are actively preparing for the annual media-fuelled globalist hatefest about why they should be more of an economic zone, and that those who have no connection to the country founded and built by Europeans have an entitlement to change everything about it.
“I’m really looking forward to migrants who have chosen to move here en masse, especially from dysfunctional third world countries because they don’t like the economic situation in their home country and expect us to foot the bill, also telling me how racist our country is,” Sydney resident John said.
“I mean Indians and Chinese esepcially have outstanding track records on diversity and inclusion so it’s only beneficial for EZFKA and indeed, the Indigenous. This is indigenous land, so we need to invite as many people as we can from around the world to live on it with them.”
SBS have announced a 24/7 ‘celebration of everything that isn’t white’ which will feature rants from Tim Soutphommasane, Osman Faruqi, Nyul Nduon and Yasmin Abdul-Magied. A spokesman for SBS said it was truly a progressive celebration.
“The best way to move forward as a society is to import more people from as many different places as we can who won’t jettison their cultural baggage, who live in enclaves and actively lobby for their families to join them. Only then can we eliminate racism, improve social cohesion and be a united economic zone.”