EZFKA PM Scott Morrison has expressed his relief at the upcoming EZFKA Day awards for 2022, as an opportunity to forget about giving Grace Tame the Australian of the year.
Morrison stated that the slow-motion car wreck that was Tame and her Twitter account would soon be hopefully forgotten.
“I really should have known better giving a victim with an axe to grind a national award set aside for actual achievement,” Morrison said.
‘I clearly learnt nothing from the whole Rose Batty thing. I’ll let Kevin Rudd handle all that shit.”
The awards are set to be the ‘wokest ever delivered from a non-ALP government’ and to feature the least amount of straight white men ever.