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Australian Electoral Commission releases instructional video on how to get your dead relatives to vote for Albo

May 9, 2022 by Minister Sinister

The video, featuring World Economic Forum Klaus Schwab and US President Joe Biden, also gives tips on ballot harvesting and shows that up to 81 million votes are possible at the next election, if people follow some easy steps.

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Labor say they’ll support boat turn backs until the day after the federal election

May 9, 2022 by Minister Sinister

Shadow Home Affairs Minister Kristina Keneally said she’ll support turning back the boats publicly, but will likely recant if the ALP win office in a few weeks time.

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Grace Tame, Aussie Cossack to headline Griftcon 2022

May 9, 2022 by Minister Sinister

The line-up will also feature regulars Friendlyjordies and Avi Yemini among a slew of the finest grifters EZFKA has to offer.

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Albo confirms McGowan appointing WA Police Commissioner as Governor will be ‘outside the scope of any Federal ICAC investigation’

May 9, 2022 by Minister Sinister

Dawson, who will take up the appointment this month, was appointed by McGowan at the height of the COVID pandemic in a move dubbed ‘one of the most corrupt in WA history.’

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Study finds Climate 200 candidates just list of women Simon Holmes A Court is trying to bang

May 6, 2022 by Timbo

The study, conducted by the Simp Institute, found that nearly all the middle-aged wealthy white female candidates were just chicks that Holmes A Court had been trying to get a piece of for some time.

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Victorian Greens introduce legislation to sack teachers who haven’t tried to groom children

May 5, 2022 by Timbo

The bill, seen as an extension to the Safe Schools Act, has support from the ALP, Fiona Patten and Andy Meddick and will see teachers drawn almost exclusively from the sex offenders registry.

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Victoria Police facing critical staff shortage after half the force assigned to guard Daniel Andrews

April 28, 2022 by Timbo

Victoria Police said that a massive recruiting drive was underway in order to offer the same protection to Fiona Patten and Andy Meddick.

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Kristina Keneally vows to introduce new African Gang visa if ALP elected

April 28, 2022 by Timbo

The bill has full support from the Greens who have indicated that they would advocate for free housing and community corrections orders for future offenders.

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Scott Morrison congratulates Klaus Schwab on his French election win

April 26, 2022 by Timbo

Emmanuel Macron swept to victory on Saturday night, but it was Schwab who was the real victor according to Scomo.

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Australians celebrate ANZAC Day by recalling how they pussied out and bent the knee to globalist tyranny the past two years

April 25, 2022 by Timbo

Thousands of Australians have spent ANZAC ay 2022 vividly recalling how they disgraced those who gave the ultimate sacrifice during COVID.

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Labor deny plans to introduce a carbon tax, confirm plans to introduce “I can’t believe it’s not a carbon tax”

April 25, 2022 by Timbo

Marles later said he and the rest of the ALP front bench were relishing opportunities to fuck up in the absence of Albo’s fuck ups.

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Study finds direct correlation between positive COVID tests and ALP leaders being pussies

April 22, 2022 by Timbo

The study, done by the Lose the Unloseable Institute has found that ALP figureheads tend to test positive whenever under public scrutiny, with leader Anthony Albanese the latest victim.

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