Guy credits kicking out Bernie Finn, blocking all his voters on social media and gagging any known conservatives still within the Liberal Party as the credit to losing his second election in a row.
The Premier moved quickly to rename Ambulance Victoria to Victoria Ambulance and proudly declare that there were no staff shortages.
The members for Goldstein and Kooyong have vowed to introduce legislation blocking any wind turbines in their electorates, slamming the decision to build by them by the state ALP government as ‘environmentally destructive.’
Friendlyjordies, The Betoota Advocate, The Chaser and The Juice Media have all announced they’re calling it quits just days after their beloved team red was elected.
A similar GofundMe to launch a simultaneous nuclear strike on Geneva while the WHO Treaty is taking countries’ sovereignty also reached it’s goal in under a minute.
The new model predicts a catastrophe worse than COVID if lockdowns, masks and triple vaccination mandates are not immediately re-instated.
Nick McKenzie has been praised for his continuing work on the globalist agenda to demoralise the Australian military, with a months long smear piece against the soldier and the regiment in general.
With the official Liberal Party launch of the 2022 Election campaign underway today, Scott Morrison the Prime Minister of EZFKA has announced a new policy that will allow first home buyers access to their Superannuation to fund a home deposit. It is proposed that an amount of up to $50,000 could be used for the … Read more
Marles was aboard the ship and was touring the WA coast inspecting potential landing sites for a PLAN invasion in the near future.
The Victorian Bolshevik Association hailed the move with tributes to Karl Marx, Leon Trotsky, Stalin and Mao at their headquarters in Caufield. Greens leader Adam Bandt was also in attendance.
The Go Fund Me, which will hire a group of mercenaries to kidknap Alan Joyce and then ‘throw the cunt out the door at 30,000 feet’ reached it’s million-dollar goal in five minutes.
Anthony Albanese said he 100% supports the move and will introduce legislation to ban Australians from defending themselves from any kind of foreign attack if re-elected.