Go Fund Me to throw Alan Joyce out of a plane reaches goal in five minutes

A Go Fund Me set up by Qantas employees who were recently terminated by vaccine mandates with the objective of throwing CEO Alan Joyce out of a plane, has reached it’s goal in record time.

The Go Fund Me, which will hire a group of mercenaries to kidknap Alan Joyce and then ‘throw the cunt out the door at 30,000 feet’ reached it’s million-dollar goal in five minutes.

‘It’s quite clear that the Australian public want this nasty little puncher dealt with in the most appropriate way possible,’ a spokesperson said.

‘Alan has enjoyed giving it to the employees and the public up the arse the last few years, so it’s only appropriate we give this cunt the arse out the door in the most suitable fashion.’

Joyce being booted the fuck out the door will be livestreamed worldwide, if and when he is located from his current hiding location.

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Agent 47



The plot thickens.


Highly recommend following @Jikkyleaks on Twatter.

Reus's Large MEMBER

So Pfizer faked results on the study, amongst other things they did like, disqualify jabbed that got sick from the jab from the trial, cover up that of the jabbed, 27 women who got pregnant, only 2 made it to full term, the others miscarried.

More than ever this is showing that the jabs are dangerous and do untold harm, I am sure that the class action lawyers are circling, looking forward to when FaceBook gets taken to court for covid misinformation too.

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I don’t know about that. The ministry of truth will ensure that the data can only be interpreted a certain way.

Reus's Large MEMBER

Oh I would contribute in a heartbeat if that were real

Reus's Large MEMBER

I am old enough to remember when they were telling us that temps would have gone up by 5 degrees and sea levels risen by 1m by 2020, how did that turn out.

Not that I don’t think that we are polluting the fcuk out of the place, but at the end of the day if China and India are not going to do anything to reduce their emissions then all that we are doing is hamstringing ourselves.


If this was a thing, I’d contribute. That short Irish poofter is a blight on the Australian community.

Reus's Large MEMBER

He is probably only gay because he has a micro dick and woman just laugh at him.


If there ever was a shitcunt it is that prick!

Agent 47

Would volunteer to be the guy who kicks him out the door. Little donut pusher is the worst.


Heh, reckon this would get support from the vaccinated staff too.

Jimmy Saville

I’d pay extra if Israel Folau got to drop kick him out the hatch while yelling “Repent Sinner!”.



Aussie Soy Boy

Nasty little packer