A Go Fund Me set up by Qantas employees who were recently terminated by vaccine mandates with the objective of throwing CEO Alan Joyce out of a plane, has reached it’s goal in record time.
The Go Fund Me, which will hire a group of mercenaries to kidknap Alan Joyce and then ‘throw the cunt out the door at 30,000 feet’ reached it’s million-dollar goal in five minutes.
‘It’s quite clear that the Australian public want this nasty little puncher dealt with in the most appropriate way possible,’ a spokesperson said.
‘Alan has enjoyed giving it to the employees and the public up the arse the last few years, so it’s only appropriate we give this cunt the arse out the door in the most suitable fashion.’
Joyce being booted the fuck out the door will be livestreamed worldwide, if and when he is located from his current hiding location.