Minister Sinister
The move comes as more homes are wiped out in NSW and Queensland due to record flooding in areas that are historicaly reknown for flooding.
Department of Health employee Jane Goldberg, changed her email signature block to recognise that ‘we are on stolen land.’ Alcoholism, domestic violence, poverty, sex abuse and high crime vanished from remote communities overnight simultaneously in what has been described as a modern-day miracle.
After a record crowd descended on Canberra at the weekend to protest the federal government’s vaccine mandates, Albo took the opportunity to tell them to fuck off home and stop whinging about their jobs and bodily autonomy.
The ‘independent’ MP was exposed by the Sydney Morning Herald as accepting large donations from the coal industry, despite spending the last three years whinging about the need to reduce carbon emissions.
Israel Folau is also believed to have sent a signed copy of Lisa Wilkinson’s book to Fitzsimons’ residence which he ‘found in a dumpster out the back of Dymocks.’
Peng Shuai also livestreamed a thank you message during her latest water boarding session, to let her fans know that she was ok.
The exile is facing an extradition trial this week from the UK and is fighting the US government. Assange said that going back to his home country would be a far worse fate.
Morrison stated that the slow-motion car wreck that was Tame and her Twitter account would soon be hopefully forgotten.
Belinda Davidson, sold her 4-bedroom Newtown residence to Chinese firm Peng Shuai Fukt Pty Ltd for an undisclosed amount, and said that she remained committed to fighting white privilege and recognising Aboriginal land by selling a part of it to foreigners.
As January 26th fast approaches, white people are actively preparing for the annual media-fuelled globalist hatefest about why they should be more of an economic zone, and that those who have no connection to the country founded and built by Europeans have an entitlement to change everything about it.
Andrews said he came to the realisation that his premiership had been nothing but one steaming turd of fuck up after fuck up, and that taking a dump on the entire state produced an inevitable result.
McGowan said symptoms include never leaving the state in your lifetime, reading the Bell Tower Times, worship of the FIFO industry and repeatedly saying ‘thanks for keeping me safe’ or ‘govern me harder daddy’ in relation to absolutely anything of any risk.