EZFKA’s multi-generational indigenous issues have been solved overnight, as an Australian public servant has acknowledged that she is on indigenous land in her email signature block.
Department of Health employee Jane Goldberg, changed her email signature block to recognise that ‘we are on stolen land.’ Alcoholism, domestic violence, poverty, sex abuse and high crime vanished from remote communities overnight simultaneously in what has been described as a modern-day miracle.
“It was amazing. As soon as I acknowledged that I was on Wurundjeri land in Melbourne, everything changed in the NT, Qld and WA,” Steinberg said.
“It wasn’t just a self-righteous, virtue signalling wank with no real world commitment, to gain approval from people who don’t care anyway. We have some real progress here from many people who can’t even read what is in my signature block anyway.”
Goldberg is intending to lobby the Public Service Commission to make ‘Welcome to Country’ ceremonies mandatory before the work day commences.