Dubbo goes into lockdown
The Dubbo local government area in regional New South Wales will go into a snap lockdown from 1:00pm today, the ABC has learned. Fuck. You. I am not complying to this.
How long until the Australian federal election is suspended indefinitely?
As we accelerate further down the line towards likely civil unrest in EZKA aka Prison Island, the ultimate question is when and where will it all end? Without going too far down the rabbit hole, I notice many are holding out hope and are pointing to the upcoming federal election (scheduled for no later than … Read more
Kim Jon Un declares communism over after North Koreans successfully comply their way out of tyranny
Un ended the unofficial war with South Korea and implemented a US-style bill of rights immediately, after determining that citizens had complied with all of his demands for long enough.
Friendlyjordies snaps up three investment properties after Labor abandons negative gearing reform
After an ongoing public stoush with NSW Police and John Barilaro, the self-described “political gatekeeper for disaffected millennials” quietly purchased the three investment properties, including a multimillion-dollar property in exclusive Wentworth.
Morrison launches new “Guinea Pig Keeper” payment plan to give Australians $301 dollars for taking experimental jab
“It’s also part of our long-term strategy to get people used to a UBI and staying at home doing nothing, while we steal what’s left of your freedoms and wealth.”
“Lockdowns will end if we just keep complying” says Melbourne man after his 14th booster shot
Chris Davidson from Northcote, stated he was proud to receive his 14th booster shot and that Antibody Dependent Enhancement destroying his natural immune system was a “small price to pay for the greater good.”
Martin Bryant to be released from prison immediately after ruling Port Arthur victims all died from COVID
The ruling came after the coroner’s report, infamously cancelled shortly after his initial trial began, found that the victims all died from COVID19 and that the gunshot wounds were not the cause of death.
Overnight Comms – Tokyo Edition
A whole heap of comms randomly showed up this weekend. Figured I’d cover some of them. Obviously, some of it is embedded in the Olympics, but less than I expected. Its like we went through a particularly dangerous few weeks, and these were negotiated successfully. Lets hope that continues. Olympics For The Win So the … Read more
Weekend Links, 7-8 Aug, 2021
Welcome to the Weekend Links for the 7-8 of August 2021. The big question on everyone’s mind is where are we? We are we going, what are we doing, and how is it all going to end. Pear-shaped seems to be the consensus. These are after all dog days if you are in the northern … Read more
Millions of pro-vaccine social media bots on strike after revelation Australian government underpaid them
The Morrison government has been caught in another scandal overnight, after millions of pro-vaccine social media bots suddenly went on strike after revelations they were underpaid. Mike4564 first broke the revelations on Twitter. “Pfizer paid the Australian government $1 billion for a social media bot campaign to promote mandatory vaccines. So far, not one bot … Read more
New study proves Australians are now the world’s biggest pussies
A new study has proven Australians have overtaken Canadians to become the world’s biggest pussies, as the country continues it’s descent into what some experts are describing as “China 2.0.” The study, conducted by the Institute for Boot Licking, ranked Australia #1 in 2021 for submissiveness, cowardice and compliance in relation to the ongoing COVID … Read more
Poll shows 95% of Australians support deporting Peter Fitzsimons to North Korea
A new poll has found that Australians have overwhelmingly support deporting Fairfax columnist Peter Fitzsimons to North Korea on a permanent basis. The Institute for Based Australians’ poll found that an overwhelming number of Australians wanted the self-described ‘fuckwit with a platform’ kicked out to Pyongyang forever, after a piece calling for medical segregation in … Read more