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Australian journalists hold emergency talks as how best to undermine growing protests

November 23, 2021 by Minister Sinister

“We’ve tried labelling them Nazis over and over again, but people can see that’s just a complete wank. God help us if they ever read about what the Bolsheviks did because it is Soviet Russia all over again.”

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Matthew Guy says he’s open to selling out on pandemic legislation if crossbenchers aren’t prepared to

November 22, 2021 by Minister Sinister

After winning the Controlled Opposition of the Year Award, Guy said he’s more than prepared to sell out the Victorian public and has a proven track record of doing so, as the Andrews government struggles to find a deciding vote.

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Jacqui Lambie in isolation after testing positive for demonic possession

November 22, 2021 by Minister Sinister

Lambie is apparently under the care of Baphomet until further notice.

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Jussie Smollett tweets support for Andy Meddick

November 20, 2021 by Minister Sinister

Meddick gave several versions of events on 3AW, but says his story will change as new information comes to light.

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Crypto Lending and why you should stay the fuck away from it…

August 18, 2022November 20, 2021 by Stewie

Recently I’ve started to see advertisements for Crypto lending products, where you basically ‘loan’ your BTC to some crypto broker and they pay you a yield for the privileges of borrowing your HODL, with enticing offerings of up to 4% or 5%, which is pretty attractive when you are zero bound. Unfortunately what you are … Read more

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Weekend Links, 20-21 November 2021

November 19, 2021 by T
Flatten Da Curve

Welcome to the Weekend Links for the 20-21 of November, 2021. The date kinda makes a pattern so that is cool. We are really happy to have you here, and hope you are looking forward to a good weekend. Weather was a bit meh here in Sydney today, but hopefully it will be better tomorrow … Read more

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Phil Lowe enjoying another month of interest rate rise Kabuki Theatre before keeping rates on hold again

November 19, 2021 by Minister Sinister

Lowe slammed suggestions that he should actually do something and confirmed that with borders re-opening negative rates aren’t needed ‘just yet.’

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Albanese slams LNP record levels of debt, vows to triple it if elected

November 18, 2021 by Minister Sinister

RBA Governor Phil Lowe says he remains committed to ‘lowering rates and opening the gates’ regardless of who is in Kirribilli House.

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Andrews delays urgent pandemic bill to give him more time to bribe or blackmail another crossbencher

November 18, 2021 by Minister Sinister

Federal Labor leader Anthony Albanese has also authorised the deployment of Aldi bags full of cash from the NSW Labor branch, to ensure the integrity of the vote from the crossbench.

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Andrews gives Victoria Police ‘shoot to kill’ orders if Adem Somyurek seen approaching parliament house

November 17, 2021 by Timbo

Somyurek filed his vaccination papers today indicating he can attend parliament to vote. Andrews has offered cash payments of $100,000 to any Police member who takes out Somyurek within 100 metres of parliament house, with a free red shirt for any head shot.

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Inquiry finds Victoria Police budget blowout caused by excessive spending on pepper spray and rubber bullets

November 17, 2021 by Timbo

Commissioner Shane Patton has denied allegations that the organisation brought it on themselves by using the $5000 an hour Police chopper for mask enforcement.

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Tanya Plibersek sets record for longest serving female MP that’s done absolutely fuck all

November 17, 2021 by Timbo

Plibersek was honoured to accept the awards, however was disappointed that she couldn’t have done less during her tenure.

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