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EZFKA day: EZFKA.com announces third funding round.

January 26, 2022 by Peachy

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Tennis Australia holds ‘Welcome to Country’ ceremony featuring live organ harvesting on Uyghurs at Australian Open

January 25, 2022 by Minister Sinister

Peng Shuai also livestreamed a thank you message during her latest water boarding session, to let her fans know that she was ok.

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ESG Groupthink dominates risk averse elite decision making

January 25, 2022 by robert2013

A few things came up recently that have led me to this conclusion.

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Julian Assange turns down extradition to Australia offer as he doesn’t want to go back to prison

January 25, 2022 by Minister Sinister

The exile is facing an extradition trial this week from the UK and is fighting the US government. Assange said that going back to his home country would be a far worse fate.

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Morrison relieved new Australia Day Awards are here so he can memory hole last year’s Grace Tame clusterfuck

January 25, 2022 by Minister Sinister

Morrison stated that the slow-motion car wreck that was Tame and her Twitter account would soon be hopefully forgotten.

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“Always was, always will be” says Bondi woman selling off her house for subdivision to Chinese investors

January 24, 2022 by Minister Sinister

Belinda Davidson, sold her 4-bedroom Newtown residence to Chinese firm Peng Shuai Fukt Pty Ltd for an undisclosed amount, and said that she remained committed to fighting white privilege and recognising Aboriginal land by selling a part of it to foreigners.

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White Australians prepare themselves for annual “Get lectured by immigrants about why Australia is racist” Day

January 24, 2022 by Minister Sinister

As January 26th fast approaches, white people are actively preparing for the annual media-fuelled globalist hatefest about why they should be more of an economic zone, and that those who have no connection to the country founded and built by Europeans have an entitlement to change everything about it.

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‘Code Brown’ called in Victoria as Andrews realises everything he has touched has turned to shit

January 22, 2022 by Minister Sinister

Andrews said he came to the realisation that his premiership had been nothing but one steaming turd of fuck up after fuck up, and that taking a dump on the entire state produced an inevitable result.

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WA border slams shut as McGowan confirms outbreak of state daddy issues

January 21, 2022 by Minister Sinister

McGowan said symptoms include never leaving the state in your lifetime, reading the Bell Tower Times, worship of the FIFO industry and repeatedly saying ‘thanks for keeping me safe’ or ‘govern me harder daddy’ in relation to absolutely anything of any risk.

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Keneally slams Morrison, vows to import ‘more diverse’ West African child labour to drive forklifts

January 21, 2022 by Minister Sinister

Keneally said the ALP will fly in child labour from Chinese mining operations in West Africa and remains ‘far more committed’ to the tenets of the Great Replacement, claiming a more diverse child labour force could fill skills shortages in the logistics sector.

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Goal shift prediction arrives. Early.

January 21, 2022 by Peachy

Sinister nails it again.

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Tennis Australia says ball girl collapsing on court during Australian Open was due to climate change

January 19, 2022 by Timbo

The ball girl collapsed during a match between South Africa’s Lloyd Harris and Denmark’s Mikael Torpegaard on Court 16 and had to be taken off court.

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