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Australian YIMBY unwinds after another hard day of avoiding all discussion of immigration

January 9, 2024 by Timbo

Brad Jones, from the Sydney YIMBY movement, was exhausted after another hard day of astroturfing support for demolishing entire suburbs while not mentioning demand driven almost entirely by immigration.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 125 Comments

Indian student sets record for “Fastest attempted sexual assault while on a student visa” on QANTAS Flight

January 6, 2024 by Timbo

Immigration Minister Andrew Giles has confirmed that there will be no charges for the man and his citizenship application will be expedited in line with current trends towards rapists, paedophiles and murderers.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 73 Comments

Peter Tulip defeats Brittany Higgins to win 2023 EZFKA Grifter of the Year Award

December 31, 2023 by Timbo

Tulip is also set to receive a commendation from Meriton’s Harry Triguboff for helping him secure deals to throw up defect-riddled sky kennels across the inner west.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 136 Comments

Australian man settles in for annual month of anti-white ‘Change The Date’ propaganda being shoved down his throat

December 29, 2023 by Timbo

Tom said he intended to spend Australia Day itself in Brisbane enjoying the Aboriginal youth crime explosion and watching his home insurance premiums go up yet again.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 29 Comments

University of Melbourne to offer Bachelor of Home Invasion Studies in bid to attract African students

December 28, 2023 by Timbo

Maskell also stated he believed it to be a boon for aged care workers, with plans to offer a Bachelor of Bashing Boomers in Aged Care Facilities also in the works.

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Ezfka looks to attract young scholars

December 22, 2023 by Peachy


this promises to be good. a pivot from the slightly dull kids of large scale proletariat exploiters and higher-caste families to the slightly dull kids of local warlords and corrupt bureaucrats .

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Harold heralds inhumation. Gouda gaudily grieves. Peachy prepares powerpoint

December 14, 2023 by Peachy

Well, the other day Haroldus had announced that MB is dead and Gouda reported it to the folks here, in the following terms:

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EZFKA was right: Here comes Albo’s fake immigration cuts to normalise higher average annual rates

December 9, 2023 by Timbo

Albo pulling a Sunak: arriving right on cue!

Categories Uncategorized Tags Australian Politics, Immigration, Opinion 166 Comments

‘Because it’s the right thing to do’ Albanese opens pathway to Australian citizenship for foreign paedophiles released by High Court

December 6, 2023 by Timbo

The move has also been lauded by the Property Council of Australia to help keep a floor under house prices.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 161 Comments

Parasite refugee lawyer David Manne launching High Court challenge to take ankle bracelets off of paedophiles and murderers

December 2, 2023 by Timbo

The parasites have emerged to feed on the Migration Act once again.

Categories Uncategorized Tags Australian Politics, High Court, Immigration, Law and Order 129 Comments

ABC poo poo brains lube australian bumhole for the great migrant switcheroo

November 30, 2023 by stagmal

abc wrote new article about how we might need to scale immigration back admitting rents / inflation being impacted by migration again looks like they are preparing a switch ooooooooooooooooo immigration good but too much might be too much we reduce NOM to 300,000 poos coming here still way higher than before deadly virus spread … Read more

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lets cut immigration until infrastructure catches up

November 24, 2023 by stagmal

dduuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr good idea duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr wont just have the same problems again later if we do this

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