The overseas advert campaign, which features celebrities Sam Dastyari, Kevin Rudd among other quislings, debuted to thunderous applause in mainland China and North Korea last night.
An EZFKA poll has found that Australian mainstream media journalists should be hung first, at the upcoming Nuremburg 2.0 trials. The poll, from the Presstitutes Get The Rope Institute, showed 110% of Australians think mainstream journalists from across the spectrum should face capitalist punishment for their conduct since March 2020. “Their data shows their conduct … Read more
Former opposition leader Bill Shorten has placed his entire life savings on the ALP losing the federal election next year, moments after calling all union members Nazis on the Today Show. The former opposition leader was seen at the local TAB in Moonee Ponds, putting a large multi on the Australian Federal Election, six months … Read more
Victoria Police have requested a No-Fly Zone so they can deploy newly acquired Predator drones from the CCP, over the Melbourne CBD. CASA have since denied the application, but have opened the door to potentially more opportunities for drone strikes later. “We will be working with Victoria Police to find an opportune time to deploy … Read more
Victoria Police Commissioner Shane Patton has stated he will order his police to shoot and injure more unemployed tradies, in order to keep Victoria’s hospital system from being overwhelmed. The order comes as heroic Victoria Police officers shot more unarmed protestors at the ANZAC Shrine of Remembrance today, as a testament to those who died … Read more
Murray, who beat out fellow Sky News gatekeeper Peta Credlin, accepted the award and heaped praised on his colleagues for the brainwashing effort the past 18 months.
“That night I tried it and I had a prototype built in 5 hours”
“These stupid bogans who have lost their income and unable to feed their families are just acting like spoiled brats over their tearooms,” Moorcroft said.
“We just spent the last 24 hours calling them neo-nazis and right-wing extremists, so this kind of reaction is completely unnecessary and disproportionate.”
anding of flying in more compliant, exploitable foreign labour to undercut Australian workers is the best course of action,” Andrews said.
The study, commissioned by the Tired of This Shit Institute, found that middle-class white women comprised most of the COVID dob-ins, public shaming of mask wearing and general social media pants-pissing.
The modelling has shown that it would be safe to open up when all Australians have had at least three doses of the vaccine, several times over.