Tourism Victoria debuts “Prison Colony Experience” advertising campaign

Tourism Victoria has debuted it’s new “Prison Colony Experience” advertising campaign, targeted at foreign tourists in the hope of attracting more people to the region when the borders open up again.

The overseas advert campaign, which features celebrities Sam Dastyari, Kevin Rudd among other quislings, debuted to thunderous applause in mainland China and North Korea last night.

“Experience your own Tiananmen Square with an Australian flavour, mate!” one TV ad featuring Paul Keating quips.

“Where the bloody hell are ya chains, convict?” another one starring Lara Bingle states.

The ads were met with thunderous applause in Pyongyang.

“I don’t always never let our citizens out of the country, but when I do it’s to Australia,” Kim Jong Un said.

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stagmal

i’m astounded at the idea that anyone would ever want to travel to australia ever again

Agent 47

Yep. Brand Australia is dead.

EZFKA is the future!

Coming

Apparently Melbourne is still the 9th most liveable city in the world

https://m.ellaslist.com.au/articles/australia-among-the-world-s-most-liveable-cities-for-2021

managed to beat out Fukushima, Pyongyang and Kabul

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