An EZFKA poll has found that Australian mainstream media journalists should be hung first, at the upcoming Nuremburg 2.0 trials.
The poll, from the Presstitutes Get The Rope Institute, showed 110% of Australians think mainstream journalists from across the spectrum should face capitalist punishment for their conduct since March 2020.
“Their data shows their conduct has been the absolute fucking worst this past 18 months. From constant fear porn to cheer leading restrictions, causing division while playing the victim and not holding anyone accountable,” Dr Roger McFarlane said.
“Capital punishment is overwhelmingly the only solution according to the data.”
Journalists have taken to Twitter in feigned indignation, with a fury of angry self-righteous tweets polluting the timeline.