Victoria Police request No-Fly Zone so they can deploy Predator drones ‘for protestors’ safety’

Victoria Police have requested a No-Fly Zone so they can deploy newly acquired Predator drones from the CCP, over the Melbourne CBD.

CASA have since denied the application, but have opened the door to potentially more opportunities for drone strikes later.

“We will be working with Victoria Police to find an opportune time to deploy ordinance against the unemployed working class,” a spokesman for CASA said.

“We’ve come to an understanding to give them 60 minutes delay, so they can scrub out any summary executions that occur on the day. “

Shane Patton said he’ll be reviewing footage of Tiananmen Square in 1989 before deploying the drones this week.