WA Premier Mark McGowan has vowed to set an IPhone reminder to remind to him to start the next lockdown in WA, after coming spectacularly close to missing the end date of the last state of emergency powers in WA.
Food delivery services in the Economic Zone Formerly Known As Australia are in serious financial trouble tonight, after Scott Morrison has banned flights from India. Citing a COVID outbreak in the subcontinent, all direct flights from India will be banned until May 15 which has hit the food delivery and transport industry particularly hard. “It’s … Read more
The Economic Zone Formerly Known as New Zealand’s Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has stated that she believes at least 4 more lockdowns are necessary to break the middle class into submission, in order to accept the globalist Great Reset. Ardern, who has threatened “no jab no job” policies at the weekend, has stated that she … Read more
The EZFKA city of Melbourne is reeling tonight, after a multiple fatality accident in the CBD killed three citizens. An Uber Eats rider has been taken into custody and charged with three counts of negligent driving causing death, after three pedestrians were killed after they were struck by a scooter on the footpath. Speaking through … Read more
The political climate in the Economic Zone Formerly Known as Australia has become a media circus par excellence the past few weeks. It seems that the knives are out for Scott Morrison and the LNP, off of the back of a political #MeToo Mk II. The Domainfax and ABC/SBS contingent are going full tilt in … Read more
Macrobusiness fund manager Chris Becker has been sacked tonight, after revelations he posted a pro-Trump meme in Macro Afternoon.
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has ordered EZFKA into lockdown for a month, after NASA stated the Hubble space telescope had detected what appeared to be coronavirus on Proxima Centauri. The planet, located within the Alpha Centauri star system, displayed what appeared to be COVID fragments, sparking serious concerns among National Cabinet. Morrison said that Australians … Read more
Well, the supposed EZFKA-saving vaccines have arrived much to the delight of the AFR top 20 richest list. Apart from the usual photo-ops of saline in the shoulder from Scomo and co, questions over the vaccines still remain. Despite the booing at the Australian Open, dissenting views on vaccines have been unequivocally silenced, deplatformed or … Read more