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“Stupid bogan tradie protestors” Tweets Victorian public servant from comfort of Malvern home

September 21, 2021 by Timbo

“These stupid bogans who have lost their income and unable to feed their families are just acting like spoiled brats over their tearooms,” Moorcroft said.

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Channel 7 reporter who pisses on public and tells them its raining upset about being pissed on by public

September 21, 2021 by Timbo

“We just spent the last 24 hours calling them neo-nazis and right-wing extremists, so this kind of reaction is completely unnecessary and disproportionate.”

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AFL Grand Final to feature moveable goal posts in line with McGowan government policies

September 17, 2021 by Timbo

The move will see the goal and behind posts both fitted with wheels and move at random points during the game, for no reason at all.

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Clocks across the nation stop for 24 hours in honour of Waleed Aly finally making one good point

September 16, 2021 by Timbo

alities of lockdowns and the nations COVID response on ABC Insiders this weekend, forcing clocks across the nation to immediately stop for 24 hours.

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Daniel Andrews’ roadmap revealed to be picture of roundabout

September 16, 2021 by Timbo

“Roadmap, packages, etc it’s all superfluous bullshit which just means we keep moving the goal posts every five minutes,” Andrews said.

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Australians take to the streets by the millions in protest after government cancels Netflix, alcohol and sports ball

September 16, 2021 by Timbo

from EZFKA Prime Minister Scott Morrison appears to have sparked a massive protest with Canberra completely blockaded.

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Macrobusiness to give subscribers free adult nappies to relieve fears of COVID

September 15, 2021 by Timbo

“It’s the only thing of value we can offer now, considering we’ve taken the exact same fear porn position as the MSM for the last 18 months. However, now lockdowns are starting to impact us directly we might change our opinion.”

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Victoria Police confirm they’ll be using live ammunition on anti-lockdown protestors entering CBD this weekend

September 15, 2021 by Timbo

mocracy in Australia, but if you are attending protests this weekend, you will be shot and you will be killed,” Patton said.

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AHPRA appoints Dr Jayant Patel as new spokesperson for informed consent

September 14, 2021 by Timbo

The move comes as AHPRA faces waves of criticism for it’s stance on threatening doctors and medical professionals with termination, if they oppose the COVID19 vaccines.

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New “fear porn withdrawal” variant discovered in NSW after government cancels daily press conference

September 13, 2021 by Timbo

Symptoms of the new variant include obsession with case numbers, shaming others for not wearing masks and compulsive calling of Crimestoppers to snitch on those not complying with Public Health Orders.

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NSW Government warns ‘health system may be overloaded’ blah blah no-ones fucking cares anymore

September 13, 2021 by Timbo

“We’ve gone back to the ‘hospitals will be overloaded’ fear porn because no-one actually gives a shit. That was evident from all the people at the beach all weekend,” Berejiklian said.

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Pfizer seizes HMAS Stirling Naval Base after Morrison fails to meet vaccination targets

September 13, 2021 by Timbo

Pfizer stated that the deal, signed under the terms of the Trans Pacific Partnership, allowed the pharmaceutical corporation to claim the military bases similar to deals signed around the world, including with many South American nations.

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