Premier Daniel Andrews has unveiled a picture of the new roadmap to end lockdowns, which was revealed to be a picture of a roundabout.
The EZFKA state has been hit the hardest with restrictions in the past 18 months and the Premier conceded he had no other ideas other than the same old shit.
“Roadmap, packages, etc it’s all superfluous bullshit which just means we keep moving the goal posts every five minutes,” Andrews said.
“In reality it will just be the same old threats, get tested, lockdowns, get jabbed and Police state bullshit we’ve been repeating since March 2020.”
Andrews further confirmed that the goalposts will indeed again shift at the next press conference.