Former senator and tv journo Derryn Hinch has announced on Twitter that he’s suffering from Relevance Deprivation Syndrome.
The disease, which has notably affected former EZFKA Prime Ministers Kevin Rudd and Malcolm Turnbull, has crippled the former paid controversialist into a life of agitation on social media.
“Offering up mediocre opinions on social media is all I have left,” Hinch said.
“My Justice Party was clearly all bullshit. It was just a marketing stunt to appeal to the ‘law and order’ boomer crowd. We’re like the Liberals – Justice in name only.”
Hinch has stated despite his condition, he’ll be content vying to upstage Mike Carlton for the worst alcohol induced tweets while destroying his second liver.