EZFKA economics blog Macrobusiness will hand out free adult nappies to it’s subscribers, after neuroticism about COVID continues to plague the site.
Each member will receive a free box of adult nappies, with plastic bed sheets optional for other members.
“The amount of pants-pissing in the comments section under each COVID article has made it clear our members need all the support they can get. They’re terrified of a 99.98% survival rate,” David Llewllyn-Smith said.
“I’ve had quite a few accidents at the computer myself, so it’s only fair that unfit middle-aged, upper middle-class men such as myself get all the help they can get.”
“It’s the only thing of value we can offer now, considering we’ve taken the exact same fear porn position as the MSM for the last 18 months. However, now lockdowns are starting to impact us directly we might change our opinion.”
The move has been met with unanimous applause through some of the testimonials.
“Great initiative. I’ve been under my bed the entire 18 months and it’s really starting to reek of urine,” Ronin1137 said.
“These will take the edge off. I’m having vaccine regret privately but I’m putting on a brave face publicly with some of the worst takes possible and subsequently getting wrecked every time,” Swampy added.
“The nappies are great idea. It allows me to inhale the smell of my own shit 24/7, not just in the comments section,” user drsmithy said.
User Skippy has ordered a pair on the condition they are signed by Michael Hudson.