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EZFKA was right again – AFL players should lawyer up as another player goes down with heart issues

April 10, 2022 by Timbo

This is just going to get worse but was entirely predictable based on other athletes dropping like flies in the northern hemisphere.

Categories Uncategorized Tags Australian Politics, COVID, Victoria 22 Comments

“Let them eat bugs” – WEF stooge Mike Cannon-Brookes goes mask off

April 7, 2022 by Timbo

Petrol and food going up? Just throw some crickets on the barby mate!

Categories Uncategorized Tags Australian Politics, Economy, Great Reset, World Economic Forum 14 Comments

WA 2.0: The Victorian Liberal Party are deliberately trying to lose the 2022 state election

March 10, 2022 by Timbo

Greens in blue ties are now running the LNP in Victoria and everywhere else it seems.

Categories Uncategorized Tags Australian Politics, LNP, Victoria, Victorian State Election, World Economic Forum 16 Comments

Fuck the Melbourne CBD – Let it die

March 9, 2022 by Timbo

The Melbourne CBD – globalist shithole capital of the southern hemisphere.

Categories Uncategorized Tags Australian Politics, Australian Property, Immigration, Opinion, Victoria 34 Comments

Lismore man who lost everything in floods thanks Albo for sending thoughts and prayers from Mardi Gras

March 7, 2022 by Timbo

Albanese said he will be scheduling more photo ops in the coming weeks and vowed ‘if Scomo doesn’t hold a shovel then I sure as hell won’t be getting my boots muddy.’

Categories Satire Tags Satire 39 Comments

Lismore man drowns in flood water after refusing rescue from unvaccinated SES volunteer

March 2, 2022 by Timbo

The SES has declined to comment on the matter, but is believed to be introducing a policy to ban anyone who is not triple vaccinated from saving lives.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 60 Comments

Albanese finally arrives in flood affected Queensland after finding a woman to hold his umbrella for him

March 2, 2022 by Timbo

Albanese will be touring the flood affected areas with Tim Flannery lecturing residents about climate change.

Categories Uncategorized Tags Satire 5 Comments

Australia to stand-up to China by confiscating remaining civilian firearms and shipping them to the Ukraine

March 1, 2022 by Timbo

Defence Minister Peter Dutton and Home Affairs Minister Karen Andrews made the announcement of total firearm confiscations in a joint press conference, to show they were serious about protecting Australia.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 68 Comments

AFL umpires to wear defibrillators for 2022 season to fight climate change

March 1, 2022 by Timbo

EZFKAFL CEO Gillon MacLachlan has rejected claims that the move was purely to head off embarrassing on-field collapses unrelated to mandates and purely about reducing carbon emissions.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 15 Comments

Australia needs to brace for Schwabbian cyberattacks, CBDC’s and Digital ID’s

February 28, 2022 by Timbo

As it stands we now have the media planting the idea of cyber attacks as part of the conflict, which is an amazing coincidence because this is just what the World Economic Forum was war gaming just last year.

Categories Uncategorized Tags Australian Politics, Economy, Ukraine 64 Comments

As borders re-open, migrants and international students outraged there aren’t as many jobs to take from Australians

February 25, 2022 by Timbo

Migrants from India and Nepal have blasted the EZFKA government as being selfish to it’s own citizens, and have demanded more opportunities for visa holders to take Australian jobs and drive wages down further.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 8 Comments

Albanese promises to freeze bank accounts of those who don’t vote for the ALP at the next election

February 25, 2022 by Timbo

Albanese has also stated that the freezing of accounts will also apply to savers, union members and those who don’t own at least one investment property.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 16 Comments
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