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Epic scenes across Australia as “My Body, My Choice” protestors come out of hibernation after two years

July 2, 2022 by Timbo

Victorian Reason Party MLC Fiona Patten sacrificed a child to Moloch on the steps of Victorian Parliament in support of the protestors, and was looking at legislation to introduce abortion up to 28 days after birth.

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Metropolitan Detention Centre announces cameras in Ghislaine Maxwell’s cell will be down for scheduled maintenance indefinitely

June 27, 2022 by Timbo

Maxwell, 60, is due to be sentenced this week for her part in a child sex trafficking ring led by Jeffrey Epstein and was placed on suicide watch yesterday, ahead of some scheduled camera servicing in her cell.

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Andrews credits vaccine mandates, world record lockdowns and Police brutality for Melbourne returning to top of World’s Most Liveable City poll

June 23, 2022 by Timbo

The annual poll of property developers, immigration lobbyists and World Economic Forum members agreed with Andrews that the brutality, not seen since communist Russia, in the world’s most locked down city last year got it over the line.

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What kitchen sinks will be thrown at Australian housing before the end of 2022?

June 15, 2022 by Timbo

What has Jimbo got instore for us?

Categories Uncategorized Tags 2022 Federal Election, Australian Politics, Australian Property, Economy, Immigration 84 Comments

Lismore man who lost everything in floods glad family of illegal migrants getting everything they want

June 14, 2022 by Timbo

Chris Carnegie, from Lismore, lost his house, small business and all of his possessions in the flooding and has been living in a tent for weeks with no assistance from government or anyone else.

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Mike Cannon-Brookes tells Australians to just eat insects if they can’t afford to cook with gas or electricity

June 14, 2022 by Timbo

The self-described ‘insufferable fuckwit’ stated that Australians needed to rethink their lifestyle and consumption habits if they can’t afford it. Cannon-Brookes used the opportunity to promote his personal investments of cricket flour while eating a gas-cooked bbq snag from his local RSL.

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Queensland Greens voter enjoying first weeks of Net Zero with no electricity

June 14, 2022 by Timbo

Jane Crenshaw, from Indooripilly, who tweeted ‘GREENSLAND’ just after the election, further tweeted that having no electricity was just the price to pay to save the planet.

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Tamil family go on holiday in Sri Lanka to celebrate claiming protection from Sri Lanka

June 11, 2022 by Timbo

After being told by every legal institution in the country that their claims were fabricated bullshit and costing the Australian public millions, the Nadesalingam family plan to put their feet up in the country where they claim they can never go back to.

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Jacinda Ardern renames New Zealand Rugby Team to ‘All BlackRocks’ after meeting with BlackRock CEO in New York

June 11, 2022 by Timbo

The All Blacks will now be known as the ‘All BlackRocks’ after CEO Larry Fink was displeased with New Zealand’s ESG score and demanded the name change in line with World Economic Forum policies.

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The Great Replacement: The ALP’s World Economic Forum stooge Clare O’Neil is going to open Australia’s borders

June 10, 2022 by Timbo

All I can say is buckle up.

Categories Uncategorized Tags 2022 Federal Election, Australian Politics, Economy, Immigration, World Economic Forum 30 Comments

Melbourne man who bullied you into wearing a mask to ‘stop killing grandma’ completely fine with her freezing to death due to gas prices

June 10, 2022 by Timbo

Rob Willis, from Northcote, stated that pensioners unable to pay their gas bill due to inflation and domestic gas policy was not his problem and that ‘greedy boomers brought it on themselves.’

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Australians enjoying phase 2 of ‘Build Back Better’ with food shortages, interest rate rises and energy price increases

June 9, 2022 by Timbo

Australians took to the streets to thank the WEF for the controlled demolition of their country, with a statue for RBA governor Phil Lowe being proposed in Sydney.

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