New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has changed the name of New Zealand’s Rugby Team after visiting BlackRock HQ in the United States.
The All Blacks will now be known as the ‘All BlackRocks’ after CEO Larry Fink was displeased with New Zealand’s ESG score and demanded the name change in line with World Economic Forum policies.
“I can confirm that I have renamed the team to reflect the new owners of New Zealand,” Ardern said.
‘It’s a more inclusive, diverse environment and the name needs to reflect that. Just like my bullshit commie stunt rewriting history with Aotearoa.”
Ardern said she was working with both BlackRock and EZFKA PM Anthony Albanese to rescue both NZ’s and Australia’s housing markets.