The Tamil family will be going on holiday to Sri Lanka, to celebrate being granted a temporary visa by the acting Home Affairs Minister Jim Chalmers.
After being told by every legal institution in the country that their claims were fabricated bullshit and costing the Australian public millions, the Murugappan family plan to put their feet up in the country where they claim they can never go back to.
‘It’s been really stressful with all the travelling back to the Middle East via Sri Lanka to work multiple times while claiming we’re persecuted, feigning illness, the staged photo ops, using our kids as anchors, relentless media campaigning by our opportunist migration lawyer and the rest of it that we thought, why don’t get away for a while in the country where it’s apparently too dangerous for us to ever return?’ Priya said through an interpreter.
‘We have no plans to ever stay in Bileloa, that was all bullshit from the start. As soon as our lawyer bullies Clare O’Neil into giving us permanent residency then we’ll fuck off to whatever major city has most of our diaspora, like everyone else does.’
The Murugappan family say they intend to spend the next few years dragging the process out even further until their child turns ten and can claim citizenship, while ‘gleefully watching their compatriots back in Sri Lanka suffer an economic collapse.’