Australian billionaire and World Economic Forum Young Leader Mike Cannon-Brookes has told Australians to start eating insect protein, if they cannot afford to use gas or electricity to cook their food.
The self-described ‘insufferable fuckwit’ stated that Australians needed to rethink their lifestyle and consumption habits if they can’t afford it. Cannon-Brookes used the opportunity to promote his personal investments of cricket flour while eating a gas-cooked bbq snag from his local RSL.
“Yeh, so like if you can’t afford energy then Australians need to like eat insects from the front garden and look at buying a Tesla,’ Cannon-Brookes said.
“I’m a software engineer so trust me, like Bill I’m an authority on everything because I have money. Insects are good for you I’m told, just look at my massively healthy rig. But I wouldn’t know because I have no plans of ever eating it.”
Meanwhile, Google searches for Cannon-Brookes’ home addresses and vehicle licence plates have hit records levels as a ‘show of support for his policies from his fans.’