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Anthony Albanese slammed for not knowing the price of an Indian grandmother visa

February 7, 2022 by Timbo

After Scott Morrison was slammed for not knowing the price of bread and milk last week, Albanese was taken to task on not knowing the price of a parental visa when he intends to import at least 200,000 Indian grandmothers from the subcontinent this year under the Free Trade Agreement if elected.

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Bipartisan legislation introduced to ban white Australians from appearing in any form of advertising

February 4, 2022 by Timbo

Morrison clarified that the policy was the brainchild of chief advisor Yaron Finkelstein and that any form of advertisement featuring white people would be banned. The law had a particular focus on white couples.

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Avi Yemeni looking forward to another weekend of collaborating with police to instigate violence and undermine protests in Canberra

February 4, 2022 by Timbo

The Israeli provocateur says he stood ready to turn peaceful protest on it’s head and instigate violence while hiding behind his bodyguard, as the Convoy to Canberra arrives in the nation’s capital.

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To save time and money, Australian election cancelled to allow Klaus Schwab to choose next Prime Minister

February 3, 2022 by Timbo

The move will see Klaus Schwab directly appoint the next leader of the EZFKA Global Administrative Region, and finally drop the pretense of any form of public participation in the direction of the nation.

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“We’re the party for women’ says Albo as he makes female assistant open car doors for him

February 2, 2022 by Timbo

umbrellas for him, was the truest expression of gender equality in EZFKA and brought back fond memories of being a complete mummy’s boy in Western Sydney.

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New season of Deal or No Deal just Andrew O’Keefe pleading in front of a magistrate

February 2, 2022 by Timbo

Former host Andrew O’Keefe has been brought back into the fold, who will be featured pleading in front of a magistrate in each episode on different domestic violence charges, either accepting or rejecting the sentence.

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Missing persons report filed for Peter Fitzsimons after Muslim AFLW player refuses to wear pride jumper

January 28, 2022 by Minister Sinister

Israel Folau is also believed to have sent a signed copy of Lisa Wilkinson’s book to Fitzsimons’ residence which he ‘found in a dumpster out the back of Dymocks.’

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Tennis Australia holds ‘Welcome to Country’ ceremony featuring live organ harvesting on Uyghurs at Australian Open

January 25, 2022 by Minister Sinister

Peng Shuai also livestreamed a thank you message during her latest water boarding session, to let her fans know that she was ok.

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Julian Assange turns down extradition to Australia offer as he doesn’t want to go back to prison

January 25, 2022 by Minister Sinister

The exile is facing an extradition trial this week from the UK and is fighting the US government. Assange said that going back to his home country would be a far worse fate.

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Morrison relieved new Australia Day Awards are here so he can memory hole last year’s Grace Tame clusterfuck

January 25, 2022 by Minister Sinister

Morrison stated that the slow-motion car wreck that was Tame and her Twitter account would soon be hopefully forgotten.

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“Always was, always will be” says Bondi woman selling off her house for subdivision to Chinese investors

January 24, 2022 by Minister Sinister

Belinda Davidson, sold her 4-bedroom Newtown residence to Chinese firm Peng Shuai Fukt Pty Ltd for an undisclosed amount, and said that she remained committed to fighting white privilege and recognising Aboriginal land by selling a part of it to foreigners.

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White Australians prepare themselves for annual “Get lectured by immigrants about why Australia is racist” Day

January 24, 2022 by Minister Sinister

As January 26th fast approaches, white people are actively preparing for the annual media-fuelled globalist hatefest about why they should be more of an economic zone, and that those who have no connection to the country founded and built by Europeans have an entitlement to change everything about it.

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