EZFKA’s ALP leader Anothony Albanese has re-affirmed the ALP’s commitment to being the party of women, as female assistants do everything for him including opening car doors.
Albanese emphasised that having women do everything for him, from opening car doors to holding umbrellas for him, was the truest expression of gender equality in EZFKA and brought back fond memories of being a complete mummy’s boy in Western Sydney.
“We care so much about women and our ‘hold my drink bitch’ policy has proven a hit in Western Sydney,” Albanese said.
‘It also helps having a lower than normal testosterone count and being an emasculated pussy certainly carries an advantage in the ALP. I was raised by my mum you know.”
Albanese has further vowed to make the federal election a ‘Vagina Election’ in response to the Morrison ‘Khaki Election’ strategy.